I leave home for a few days and look what happens...

A funeral home royally fucked up a Chinese grandmother's funeral burial, Steve Harper's frolicking with Toronto Firefighters (AIDS epidemic? What AIDS epidemic?), a bright and promising 13-year old boy is stomped on and beaten to within an inch of his life, a dangerous criminal considered by Police to be "Armed and Dangerous" simply walks away from his West-End Halfway House (WTF is he doing out here if he's damned armed and dangerous anyway?), and two people nearly get killed in hit-and-runs (oh yeah, and there's a stabbing in there too).

And you still wonder why I want to get the hell out of Toronto?